Choice 3: Learn about the Sami Sutra positions
You have seen the Northern Lights before and hate pancakes.
Not only that, but you guys are horny as hell, so you choose the Sami Sutra. On the condition that Jakku leaves while you practice. He says he trusts you enough not to try to escape that you do a pinky swear to seal the deal.
Jakku gets out his out his dry erase board and turns from hardened criminal to sexual professor in an instant, the transformation is incredible.
His top 4 (in no particular order he strongly insists – which you find a bit odd, but whatever):
(1) The unicorn – http://sexpositions.club/positions/214.html
(2) The prison guard – http://sexpositions.club/positions/210.html
(3) The octopus – http://sexpositions.club/positions/129.html
(4) The female prisoner – http://sexpositions.club/positions/135.html
Jakku finishes the lesson and says he is going to leave for a ½ hour walk to give you some time to practice.
After 28 minutes, in the middle of ‘the prison guard’ (how ironic), the door swings open and a bunch of Finland’s finest enter with their guns drawn. They quickly realize they are interrupting your carnal activities and sincerely apologize.
Just then, Jakku, not knowing they are there, comes in through the back door, no pun intended, and they immediately take him into custody.
Your significant other tells the cops to go easy on Jakku as he treated you very well and has been an amazing host.
You both give him a big hug and bid him a fond farewell.
The cops take you back to Helsinki and you enjoy the rest of your stay before heading back stateside.
This has definitely been one of the more memorable vacations you have been on and one you won’t soon forget!
Until next time, keep choosing your own adventure by trying something new, and as always…PYMFP!
–Rick
Use It or Lose It:
New Things You Can Try:
Traveling to a new place
New hobbies
Different workout
Cooking new dishes and trying new foods
New podcasts, books, TV shows and documentaries
New types of music
Online courses
Meeting new people
Volunteering
Different sex positions
When to Use It:
Always, it is always great to try new things in life!
What Do You Think?
What new thing or things have you tried in your life recently? Personally, I started doing intermittent fasting and have really gained some new benefits from it.
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