Welcome to the third of our four-part series on divesting things from your life. After reading last week’s post, ‘The Apocalyptic Decluttering Orgasm and How to Have One Now!’, we hope you now have less material things in your life and more spine-tingling non-sexual orgasms!
Every morning should start with a poop, a shower, and a shave – the ‘three S’s,’ according to my grandfather. This has been his morning routine ever since meeting my grandmother in Germany, post-war, sweeping her off her feet and moving her back to St. Thomas to start a family.
Today’s post is about lessons learned from a recent outing to Cirque Du Soleil thanks to some friends who had a hookup. I had never been before and had heard great things about it. So, I was ‘pretty pumped’ to see what it was all about.
Today’s topic is about the importance of intellectual curiosity and learning! We will confine it to your private life, so stuff you want to learn when you are away from school and work.
Welcome to the fourth and final lesson in the ‘The Prime Your Pump Guide to Cell Phone Communications for Boomers!’ aimed at teaching Baby Boomers the ins and outs of cellphone communications.
